Don't put twinkies on your pizza.

Avoid the Mac's at all cost..

I've noticed that exams tend to be about what's discussed in class rather than what's in the book. Not sure if that applies universally, but for me it meant I had more time to spend on games and fluff than factual studying.

Just don't do like I did and find the night life, neglecting the reason you're there!

Don't eat the yellow snow

And don't get into debt that will take a lifetime to pay off

Study. And when get tired of studying, Study.

chase girls drink beer eat pizza

Buy laptop. That will be extremely useful.

Phoon, Phoon, Phoon.... what a senseless thing to say! I'm a mac 'FANATIC', as many PC 'FANATICS' like to call me! Anyways, at all the campuses I visited, the Macs were the only ones that actually...worked well.

And XX, I do have a laptop, so I'm one step ahead, my friend! A PowerBook G4 1.33GHZ/1GB/60GB/Superdrive etc etc etc, with an awesome graphics card to boot. The only computer I would ever buy for my needs (graphics, filmmaking, storage, and portability).

Here is some good advice from God's Word: "Wisdom is supreme therefore get wisdom. Though it cost all you have, get understanding." Proverbs 4:7 NIV

Here is some good advice from a an American hero, John Wayne: "Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday." And here is some good advice from the Lord Jesus Christ to go along with that thought...."Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of it's own!" :

lovesblessing adds her 2 cents worth: "Don't take any wooden nickles!"

Don't drop out

Re-read #10.

The Chalice from the Palace holds the brew that is true....

Don't join a fraternity your freshman year.
Live with as many roomates as you can in your first semester. They could end up your best freinds through college.
Walk up and introduce yourself to each of your professors the first day of classes. (It helps alot, don't ask me why.)

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and _when_.

Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself.  If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore.  It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds,
Clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311.  Ask for Candy.

Take heart in the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

        You are a fluke of the universe.
        You have no right to be here.
        And whether you can hear it or not,
        The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.

Give up!....